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╔╗╔╗─────────╔═╦╗─────╔═╦╗˛.o•°★°•o.˛
║╚╝╠═╗╔═╦═╦╦╗║║║╠═╦╦╦╗╚╗║╠═╦═╗╔╦╗
║╔╗║╬╚╣╬║╬║║║║║║║╩╣║║║╔╩╗║╩╣╬╚╣╔╝
╚╝╚╩══╣╔╣╔╬╗║╚╩═╩═╩══╝╚══╩═╩══╩╝
──────╚╝╚╝╚═╝☯✫✰★✰✫☯2024
When you fire this game up
Your little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nuts are gonna start quaking buddy
Your little nuts are gonna be quaking
YEAHYEAH
YOU'LL SHOOT ♥♥♥
WOU'LL SHOOT ♥♥♥
YOU'RE GONNA SHOOT HOT ♥♥♥ E V E R Y W H E R E
and that's a promise
that's a promise, folks
that's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ promise right there
you're gonna shoot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot jizz all over your computer, all over your mechanical keyboard, all over your Razer mouse
I swear to god, you will bust a nut, the first time you play
*CLAP*
That's my running back guarantee, if you don't bust a nut the first time you play, message me