Went to the bar the other day. I took some pretty broad home after a few rounds of glyphid slammers. She had the most magnificent beard I had ever seen, so I thought I scored big. I woke up next morning with a man cuddling up against my drill and an empty wallet. Turns out it was a male escort, that cost me 50,000 credits. Its going to take me a while to pay this off. Had to call a drop pod to get out of there, smashed through the guy's livingroom. After I got back I had noticed an itching/burning feeling something growing down there so I went to the Medbay, turns out that that ♥♥♥♥♥ gave me rockpox, and medication isn't even covered by DRG! The boils don't seem to go away, and the larvae feeds off of my skin. They don't want to seem to leave, because they think my dong is one big contagion spike. I have grown attached to some of them, as they are like my children. Please send awards so I can pay for my medical bills.

Moral of the story, always finish your rounds with blackout stout so they'll just drag you off to the medbay and you won't make the same mistakes I did

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Went to the bar the other day. I took some pretty broad home after a few rounds of glyphid slammers. She had the most magnificent beard I had ever seen, so I thought I scored big. I woke up next morning with a man cuddling up against my drill and an empty wallet. Turns out it was a male escort, that cost me 50,000 credits. Its going to take me a while to pay this off. Had to call a drop pod to get out of there, smashed through the guy's livingroom. After I got back I had noticed an itching/burning feeling something growing down there so I went to the Medbay, turns out that that bitch gave me rockpox, and medication isn't even covered by DRG! The boils don't seem to go away, and the larvae feeds off of my skin. They don't want to seem to leave, because they think my dong is one big contagion spike. I have grown attached to some of them, as they are like my children. Please send awards so I can pay for my medical bills. Moral of the story, always finish your rounds with blackout stout so they'll just drag you off to the medbay and you won't make the same mistakes I did .