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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.1 hrs on record
Posted: 14 Mar, 2024 @ 10:55pm

One of the games of all time. $200 is too cheap a price for such a bona-fide masterpiece. The gripping dialogue as you follow the steps to find every single item on the map brought me to my knees. I shed tears of grief when the planes froze in mid air and the flames shot out of the sand. Truly a hellish depiction of the reality of war-torn European countries during the era. From the trees in the middle of the road, to the chicken coop blocking an intersection every part of the map was 100% well thought out. I can only begin to imagine the work; the blood, sweat, and tears that the team at Top-Down Games put in to create such a perfect game. I will definitely be checking out some of Hede's other titles such as the great Save Giant Girl From Monsters series. Truly a beacon of hope in this bleak world of leftist scum. The confederate flag made me stand up from my seat and applaud so loud my neighbors filed a noise complaint, I am now getting evicted.

My wife took me to court two years ago. Sure I was drinking a little bit here and there. But I didn't even hit her that hard. She took the kids and I haven't seen them in over a year now and I still pay child support. That stupid ♥♥♥♥♥ Ghislaine. Now I am drinking again and its a lot more. Its bad, I know but I can't help it. I am constantly reminded of the sorrow that I have left in my wake. I'm a horrible person but I can't stop, maybe after I finish playing Fears of Glasses O-O War I can kick the cup.
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EllaSo 5 Oct, 2024 @ 6:44am 
Dang, your review tho! It's packed with so much good stuff. I could never write like that. You're incredible! 🤩👌