Writing a bio takes a lot of time and effort so instead of doing that, I'm going to write a rant about how much I don't want to put very much effort into writing this. See, if I did put in effort that would take time and time takes effort. I'm very much opposed to using either and will continue to not do so.

Now that you understand I wouldn't write a full paragraph of meaningless nonsense, you should also understand that I wouldn't continue to do so after the fact... which I did not. Really, it's a relief I didn't and good riddance to the notion that I would. While you're here would you like some cookies? No? Okay. That's just more for me then, not that you mind. I mean -- unless you do mind, in which case I'm sorry, you may have some. What was I typing about? Oh, right

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Now that I have concisely, with as little words as possible, not gone on 2 completely unrelated tangents,
I will continue to neglect this text box and not write anything in it.

Thanks for not having your time wasted which I wouldn't do. Bye. ciao, adios etc

p.s. I think I wrote a bio