🎄⛄ HUNGY CRIMBUS, MY BEAUTIFUL SPOUSE-BLOB 🍗✨

this is ur OFFICIAL NOTICE of MURRY CRIHMUS!!! I have sacrificed exactly 3.5 brain cells 🧠 to deliver u this digital rectangle of joy. pls accept this STEAM GAME as a token of my undying love and also bc i am legally required to bribe u to stay married to me 💍👀.

may ur gaming be sweaty 💦, ur framerate be thicc 🎮, and ur rage-quits be minimal 💀✌️. if u do not accept this gift, the ghost of gaben newell will personally haunt u with 12 hours of unskippable cutscenes.

LOVE YOU BIG MUCH ok bye CRIHMUS OUT 🔔🚪

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Feet.What else can I say?Absolutely marvelous.Stupendous.Utterly amazing,l'd say.The scale,the size,the shape all perfect.The perplexing scent may seem,to put it in the peasants language,nasty,at first,but as you truly realize the beauty of feet,it grows on you.It's an incredible metaphor for life-even the most perfect thing will have a flaw, but it too must be appreciated,and in a way,it improves said thing even more.But the best part is,undoubtedly,the taste.Ohh,ahh.. scrumptious! Splendid! If it were up to me,i'd lick them all day,everyday From the very tip of the heel to the ends of every single toe,as my tongue slowly drifts across the deserted surface.The burn you feel on your tongue feels odd and makes you feel uneasy at first,but it's part of the experience,and soon enough you learn to love it,as you start feeling it permanently.It's all you can feel But sucking the toes is truly the highlight.The mere thought of sticking them in my mouth makes me ejaculate in mere seconds...

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx