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Prodigy + bolshak82 = Love forever and ever
Prodigy
Я не имею плана действий, я опасен импровизацией.
Then I realized that for him the first is "Combat", the second is "Security", the third deck is "R&D", as in the picture the platforms of the base are drawn hahaha.
How could I, a fool, immediately understand this? Of course, I had to spend half an hour with a translator to understand it.
Friends, let's at least think a little with our heads, develop logic and thinking.
Here's what else to say, of course it can be even more fun.
This happened a few times, for example:
One guy asks "I can't get past the third deck, tell me which is better, on the right or on the left, by the stairs, by the pipe?"
I ask "which stairs, where on the right, which pipe, where on the left?"
... and a long conversation begins, because I don't know the language, I'm struggling with the translator, trying to understand, I'm losing my nerves and time...
He doesn't know the language, he also uses a translator, after half an hour of awkward communication, I begin to understand that something is wrong here.
I ask what this third deck is?
He answers "well the third, what's so unclear about that?, are you stupid?"
He answers "just the third deck, it's also called something else, I'll tell you now...."
He says "this third deck is also called R&D"
hahaha
WHAT?
He even confused decks with platforms.
I don't know how to say without swearing, why do you think through your anus, why the hell is everything illogical and so lousy in your head...
Over time, this stopped making me laugh, because when someone tells me or asks me, for example, "I was killed right on the first deck, what should I do better, how?"
I don't know which deck he means, and I have to clarify and I ask "what is the first deck for you?, tell me more precisely, so that I understand." And here comes the time for the most popular answer to this question of mine:
"Don't you get it, don't be stupid, the first deck is the first deck, how else can I say it more accurately"
I love this answer hahaha
And as most often happens, our conversation with him just flies out the window, because I start explaining to him what to do (meaning the first deck), he doesn't understand me (for him it's the fourth), gets nervous and we both are stupid for half an hour, then it turns out that we were talking about different decks.