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ㅤ* Did you hear about the Buddhist who went to the dentist, and refused to take Novocain? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
ㅤ* I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
ㅤ* The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
💛 * 🏓 * 🍧 * 🎍 * 📒 * 📕 * 🐊 * 👔 * 🚙 * 👹 * 🎫 * 🥞 * 💗 * 🐝 * ⛳ * 💎
ㅤ* Did you hear about the Buddhist who went to the dentist, and refused to take Novocain? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
ㅤ* I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
ㅤ* The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
💛 * 🏓 * 🍧 * 🎍 * 📒 * 📕 * 🐊 * 👔 * 🚙 * 👹 * 🎫 * 🥞 * 💗 * 🐝 * ⛳ * 💎
⛳ * 😺 * 🍖 * 🕺 * 🏀 * 🌳 * 🌏 * 📀 * 🎄 * 🎽 * 👳 * 💄 * 🎈 * 💙 * ⚡ * 🐛
ㅤ* Did you hear about the Buddhist who went to the dentist, and refused to take Novocain? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
ㅤ* I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
ㅤ* The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
💛 * 🏓 * 🍧 * 🎍 * 📒 * 📕 * 🐊 * 👔 * 🚙 * 👹 * 🎫 * 🥞 * 💗 * 🐝 * ⛳ * 💎
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week!