Why did the dog cross the road? To get to the barking lot

What do you call a dog with a surround system? A sub-woofer

Why did the dog walk into the bar? He was looking for the man who shot his paw

What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun

How does a dog stop a TV show? He presses paws

What type of dog doesn't bark? A hush puppy

What kind of dog does Dracula have? A Bloodhound

What does a Dalmation say while scratching an itch? Ahh, that's the spot

Why did the tree think the dog was talking to him? He kept saying "bark, bark, bark"

What is a dog's favorite city? New Yorkie

What kind of dog chases anything red? A bulldog

Why did the poor dog chase his tail? He was trying to make both ends meet

How do you know if your dog is an optimist? He's always pawsitive!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer? A lot of bites!

What kind of dog loves to take baths? A shampoo-dle!

Why don't dogs use cell phones? Because they can't find the "bark" button!

What's a dog's favorite type of pizza? Pupperoni!

What do you call a dog that can play the piano? Beethoven!

Why did the dog sit in the shade at the beach? He didn't want to be a hot "sand"wich!
































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