It's awfully considerate of you to think of me here, and I'm much obliged to you for making it clear that I'm not here.

My name is Michael Floyd and I do nothing. I am a kind, wonderful human being. I see the value in all life and lover of all living things. Typical ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I've got a very irregular head. And I'm not anything that you think I am anyway.

Gaymen Life: My first video game was the first Mario Tennis on the Virtual Boy. From then on I was hooked. I acquired my first console, Nintendo 64(Mario 64, Oot, DK64). Next I played on Windows 98(Countless Point&Clicks, SW: X-Wing vs.TIE Fighter, NASCAR Racing:1999). Then in 2000, my parents gave me a PSone for Christmas(Croc, Ready2Rumble, MGS). My first handheld was the Gameboy Advance(All Pokemon, Sonic Advance). From there I received the Xbox(Halo, Soul Calibur 2, Jet Set Radio Future) and then the following year the Playstation 2 Slim(Guitar Hero, Kingdom Hearts, Devil May Cry). By then I was failing school and getting grounded. Awesome :D Next handheld was the Nintendo DS(Pokemon: Diamond&Pearl, LoZ: Phantom Hourglass, Nintendogs). Subsequently, a Playstation Portable-1000(GTA:Liberty/Vice City Stories, MGS: Portable Ops, Assassin's Creed: Bloodlines). By this time gaming was my life: Playing Counter-Strike, Owning a Wii(Wii Sports, SSB: Brawl, Mario Kart), Xbox 360(Halo 3, Gears of War, Saints Row), and Playstation 3(Sonic'06...no srs, Uncharted series, God of War III). I also played the occasional Gamecube game, the one console I never owned(LoZ: The Wind Waker, Super Mario Sunshine, SSB: Melee). And yes, I got the red ring and yellow light.. Once that happened, I built my own PC and joined Steam, while also playing on PS4 and PS5. Over time though I've bought all consoles and occasionally play my childhood games.