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Reverent of rats!
Reverent of rats!
Reverent of rats!
Reverent of rats!
Reverent of rats!
Reverent of rats!
Reverent of rats!
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- I punch your balls $5
- I kick your balls $10
- I roundhouse kick your balls $20
- I headbutt your balls $30
- I whack your balls with a bat $50
- I crush your balls with a warhammer $70
- I stab your balls hard upwards with a dagger $100
- I pierce your balls with a rapier $110
- I execute your balls with a battleaxe $130
- I elegantly slice off your balls with a longsword $160
- I brutally do a helicopter slice with a zweihander and cut your balls off $200
- I wind up a spiked flail and whack your balls off full force $230
- I run your balls over with a lawnmower $250
- I obliterate your balls with a jackhammer $260
- I blast your balls off with a shotgun $300
- I let an assault rifle rip full auto until your balls are minced $350
- I attach a small amount of C4 to your balls and blow them up $400
- I run your balls over with a bulldozer $450
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