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Posted: 19 Dec, 2013 @ 11:06am

April 8th, 1989
Miami – Florida
Today I am the Babysitter. Today I am the Donkey.

Thump. Smack. Thud.
Thump. Splat.
BANG. BANG. Thwack.
PRESS R TO RESTART

Thump. Smack. Thud. Thud. Thud.
Thwack. Slash.
Smack. Thwack.
BANG. BANG. BANG
Thump. BANG.
PRESS R TO RESTART

Thump. Smack. Slash.
Slash.
BANG. BANG. BANG.
Thump.
BANG.
PRESS R TO RESTART

Thump. Smack. Thud. Thud. Thud. Splat.
Thump. Slash. Thwack. BANG. BANG.
…
Thump. BANG.
…
BANG. BANG.
PRESS R TO RESTART

Thump. Thwack.
Thwack. Thud. Thud. Thump. Thump. Slash.
PRESS R TO RESTART

Thump. Slash.
PRESS R TO RESTART

Thump. Smack. Thud. Thud.
Thump. Smack. Slash. Thwack. Thud. Thud.
BANG. BANG.
Thwack. BANG. BANG. … BANG.
…
BANG.

Silence.


June 8th, 1989
Miami - Florida
Today someone died. Today I woke up somewhere else. Today I am Vengeance. Today I am the Pig.
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