TempestCtrl?!
Argyll and Bute, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
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Quotes:

"How much skin have you crawled through?" - The American orange, discussing Linkin park, without actually thinking

"Mirage tanky wa- i'm not finishing that" - the American orange, In a game of Red Alert 2, Again not really thinking

"Whats not normal about wanting to download teletubbies v2?" Me, talking about halo custom edition

"Getting a mild electrocution occasionally is fine" Rocksomantwan, talking about a fighting tournament

"Ah! that typing loud is too noise!" The American Orange, in response to being on CNCnet and typing

"i'm tokyo drifting with a Chicken, what?" Rocksomantwan, playing some zelda-y ♥♥♥♥

"you only like social dancing because it's the only female contact you get" - me to rocksomantwan

"Whose shoe did I just smell" - ???

"I like ♥♥♥♥♥" - American Orange 2017

"I will bury my ♥♥♥♥ so far in his ass, the next person to pull me out will be crowned ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ king arthur" - Me, in a game of Dota

"[American Orange] If you don't stop I'm gonna give you the worlds angriest strangle wank" - Sexcellente, in a call

"Jamie, why are you just spinning the steering wheel?" - Me to which his reply was "It makes me feel in control"
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GameKnighted 18 Aug, 2024 @ 3:28pm 
I miss my pookie
TempestCtrl?! 3 Jun, 2024 @ 9:06am 
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JackieTheBigGuy 14 Aug, 2023 @ 6:13pm 
In Japan 🇯🇵 , heart surgeon ❤️👨‍⚕️ . Number one 😭☝️ . Steady hand😳✋️. One day, Yakuza boss 🙇🏻need 🆕 heart💘. I do operation🔪⚔️. But, mistake😱! Yakuza boss die😵😪! Yakuza very mad👿. I hide🙈 in fishing boat🐟🚣🏻‍♀️, come to America🎇🎊🇺🇸. No english🤐, no food😩, no money📉🚫💲. Darryl 👨🏿give me job🙌👨🏻‍💼. Now I have house🏡, American car 🚗 , and new woman 🆕👱🏻‍♀️. Darryl 👨🏿save life⛑. My big secret🙊: I kill ☠️yakuza boss on purpose😈. I good 👍surgeon. The best👌💯!
Kolfo 26 Apr, 2023 @ 12:07pm 
stop dying :ojchicken:
Neebo 27 Apr, 2022 @ 8:27am 
this man threatened to leak my roblox girlfriends location on google+ 10/10 best teammate ever
chezz 4 Apr, 2022 @ 9:49am 
Sitting on a toilet's seat that is still warm from the last person is the closest I’ve come to physical contact with another human in 10 years.
Sometimes when I’m feeling really alone I’ll stroll down to the nearby park/Library and read a book with an eye on the bathroom. If someone enters and is in there for more than 3 minutes I mark my spot with a bookmark and patiently wait for them to exit. The Second The door opens up and they walk out of it, I instantly stride quickly, right infront of them, to the stall before the warm porcelain hug fades. after that i proceed to sit on the warm toilet seat and i just inhale the other person's scent and aura that's still lingering around.
anyways i was just wondering, do you guys think this is a weird thing to do, cuz i just feel like it's really a normal human interaction and people really to stop judging me for doing this ...