omegalul

I. Loved. Beanie babies.

I don't know why. I just wanted to squeeze them and snuggle with them and smell them. When I turned 13, it escalated to a sexual attraction. When everyone was asleep, I'd go into the basement and jack off onto my collection. Seeing them lie there with my nut dripping down their face, all wide-eyed like they're begging for more, GOD IT MADE ME SO HARD!!!. I'd put my ♥♥♥♥ in the hole I cut into them and ♥♥♥♥ them so hard before blessing them with my seed.

How To ♥♥♥♥ A Car

The first way is to ♥♥♥♥ the car 'raw'. This does NOT mean stuffing your ♥♥♥♥ into the tailpipe and thrusting. This would hurt (remember the sharp edges?) and be no fun anyway, since the tailpipe doesn't flex.

What you should do is get behind the car and start jerking off. When you are about to come, carefully put your ♥♥♥♥ into the tailpipe of the car, and then come. But, in the heat of passion, you must still remember the sharp edge. Even putting just the head into the tailpipe is good enough. Just make VERY sure that you don't hurt yourself.

Another major method is to lie down under the car, your upper body under the car, and thrust into the car. It is difficult, though, to make the car rock unless you push on the closest rear tire.

I drive a Honda Accord. It’s a great car. I can access my digital assistant from the steering wheel. If I pushed that button and was asked “would you like a blowjob?” I would say yes. Let’s prevent a tube came down and I got sucked off by my car. Would that make me gay? Would it mean I had a “car fetish”? No. It would just mean I gave the right answer to the question “would you like a blowjob?”

Big ass rock

$350

North Carolina

Got a vintage North Carolina Boulder rock for sell straight out the creek. Took an all American beast, my Chevy Z71, to pull this bad boy out. Probably a few hundred years old by my guess. Just seeing what's out there. Don't have to sale and I know what I've got so keep the lowball offers to yourself. If you don't like the price that's too bad. It's firm. $350. Bout a dollar per pound. Don't bring a Ford to come get this thing cause I don't wanna have to drive you both home.

Wow dank je rob ross