Blinding terrible concept. I remember this game. I had it on PS3. I remember playing it a whole bunch, while skyping with a girl I liked. My best friend was just joining the Navy. And I remember feeling quite a bit of joy in my life. This game was truly a fun new experience. It felt good, and I remember at the time it looked good too. But Nostalgia holds a bit of pain with it too, a bit of saudadi. And sometimes revisiting things, can make you realize that things are sometimes only good within the time frame that you originally experienced them in. So what did I think about Metro 2033 in my revisiting, and what did I experience originally?

BOOM
Hear me out. This game was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dope, like legit, fun as ♥♥♥♥ to play. Felt great on controller. "OO BOY, am I burnt out on Call of duty Modern Warfare 2. Black OPs took away quick-scoping so my dreams of being apart of FaZe are dead. Might as well play some first person shooter single player games to nurse my wounds left by the attachable flame thrower (who the ♥♥♥♥ thought that was cool) {me}. Can you believe that this game was based off of some dopey ass game called Stalker? Sookie blyat more like Sookie my balls. Got ee'. Oh I've never felt this fear of "Nuclear Fallout" before. Maybe I'll play fallout after this to keep the sequences going? Pretty cool, cart combat, sneaking, I like sneaking games. Pretty cool. Oh I like that you have to worry about your mask taking damage, and wiping off the mask is very funny seeing as my character is another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MUTE. I'll go ahead and spend hours describing this game and how fun it is to girlfriend and making us laugh when I randomly wipe my mask 420 times because I'm a child and don't know what's funny."

Now hear me out, that last paragraph was weird, but consider the timeframe, and what memory I have left now that I have COVID. So what was the experience this time? "I remember this game, it looks ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awful. I mean, looks great for back then... I guess...? Wait this is updated graphics? Wait was that an animation tween? WHY DO THESE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DEMONS JUST... STOP... YOU... NO.... JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SLIDE INTO YOU NO WING FLAP NO NOTHING? Why the ♥♥♥♥ DOES EVERYONE DIE IN THE MINE CARTS FROM RATS THAT CAN ALSO FLY? Why is wiping my face so fun? Dude this game is lit, I dont remember the beam gun???? BRUH THIS IS A FULLY AUTOMATIC CHAIN FED SHOT GUN??????????????? Yo why are these gun designs so dope? Excuse me? Why is this stealth so fun? DAMN WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ THIS GAME SO GLITCHY?! SO there's a moral system? HOLY ♥♥♥♥? Wait multiple endings????? I I cannot understand how the ♥♥♥♥ after ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ REDUX, I GOTTA DO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PARKOUR TO BEAT THE AWFUL COLLISION INVISIBLE WALL TO GET THE GOOD ENDING. ♥♥♥♥!"
- I got to kill Nazis multiple times.


You get to kill Nazis in multiple torturous ways, and I got rewarded for not killing Communists and instead killing Nazi's. Based as ♥♥♥♥.
I got to kill Nazis
I got to kill Nazis
I got to kill Nazis
I got to kill Nazis
I got to kill Nazis
I got to kill Nazis
I got to kill Nazis
I got to kill Nazis
LMAO

[h1] Sweet Sweet Nostalgia [/h1] Blinding terrible concept. I remember this game. I had it on PS3. I remember playing it a whole bunch, while skyping with a girl I liked. My best friend was just joining the Navy. And I remember feeling quite a bit of joy in my life. This game was truly a fun new experience. It felt good, and I remember at the time it looked good too. But Nostalgia holds a bit of pain with it too, a bit of saudadi. And sometimes revisiting things, can make you realize that things are sometimes only good within the time frame that you originally experienced them in. So what did I think about Metro 2033 in my revisiting, and what did I experience originally? [h1] Face Wiping Simulator [/h1] BOOM Hear me out. This game was fucking dope, like legit, fun as fuck to play. Felt great on controller. "OO BOY, am I burnt out on Call of duty Modern Warfare 2. Black OPs took away quick-scoping so my dreams of being apart of FaZe are dead. Might as well play some first person shooter single player games to nurse my wounds left by the attachable flame thrower (who the fuck thought that was cool) {me}. Can you believe that this game was based off of some dopey ass game called Stalker? Sookie blyat more like Sookie my balls. Got ee'. Oh I've never felt this fear of "Nuclear Fallout" before. Maybe I'll play fallout after this to keep the sequences going? Pretty cool, cart combat, sneaking, I like sneaking games. Pretty cool. Oh I like that you have to worry about your mask taking damage, and wiping off the mask is very funny seeing as my character is another FUCKING MUTE. I'll go ahead and spend hours describing this game and how fun it is to girlfriend and making us laugh when I randomly wipe my mask 420 times because I'm a child and don't know what's funny." [h1] Face Wiping Simulator Redux [/h1] Now hear me out, that last paragraph was weird, but consider the timeframe, and what memory I have left now that I have COVID. So what was the experience this time? "I remember this game, it looks fucking awful. I mean, looks great for back then... I guess...? Wait this is updated graphics? Wait was that an animation tween? WHY DO THESE FUCKING DEMONS JUST... STOP... YOU... NO.... JUST FUCKING SLIDE INTO YOU NO WING FLAP NO NOTHING? Why the FUCK DOES EVERYONE DIE IN THE MINE CARTS FROM RATS THAT CAN ALSO FLY? Why is wiping my face so fun? Dude this game is lit, I dont remember the beam gun???? BRUH THIS IS A FULLY AUTOMATIC CHAIN FED SHOT GUN??????????????? Yo why are these gun designs so dope? Excuse me? Why is this stealth so fun? DAMN WHY THE FUCK THIS GAME SO GLITCHY?! SO there's a moral system? HOLY FUCK? Wait multiple endings????? I I cannot understand how the fuck after GOD DAMN REDUX, I GOTTA DO FUCKING PARKOUR TO BEAT THE AWFUL COLLISION INVISIBLE WALL TO GET THE GOOD ENDING. FUCK!" - I got to kill Nazis multiple times. [h1] Tl;Dr [/h1] You get to kill Nazis in multiple torturous ways, and I got rewarded for not killing Communists and instead killing Nazi's. Based as fuck. I got to kill Nazis I got to kill Nazis I got to kill Nazis I got to kill Nazis I got to kill Nazis I got to kill Nazis I got to kill Nazis I got to kill Nazis LMAO