"A fool tries to be based, but only achieves cringe. A wise man embraces their cringe, and becomes based." - Confucius, probably

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give a man an anime catgirl avatar, and he'll tell you the truth." - oscar wilde

"real life is a 0 tick redstone contraption that never stops" - dabs

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🌿 Life is like a cabbage: Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose again

🌿 Life is like a cabbage: sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born

🌿 If you throw a cabbage in the air he will alway come right back down to you because he is lonely without you.

🌿 If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children

🌿 A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you

🌿 Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake trust me

🌿 You can put a cabbage on the hood of your car. People will not under stand what you are doing but at least you are doing some thing

🌿 If you put plastic eyeballs on a cabbage and take him to the movies it might feel like you have a friend I hate my life

🌿 Dr. Suess did not ever make a poem about cababge And now he is dead

🌿 A cabbage can not get pregnant believe me I tried

🌿 You can put a cabbage in a baby carriage amd take him for a walk and people will say "who this" and you can say "he is my cabbaby"

🌿 If you want to trick your parents put a cabbage on your pillow at night and they will think you are sleeping but you are actually crying

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The Velvet Underground - After Hours