I once visited a fancy restaurant in Beverly Hills. I Was minding my own business when suddenly my girlfriend pointed to a table behind me. "That's Mel Gibson!"

I have to mention I'm a huge Mel Gibson fan so naturally I walked over and introduced myself and asked for a picture. What happened next is something I am actually legally obliged to never share with anyone but hoo boy, here goes anyway.

He invited me into a back room of the restaurant and got rid of his shoes and socks on both his feet. He pointed at them, looked at me and said "suck'em". Well naturally, being the fan I am, I wasted no time and got right to it. He started moaning and eventually he got his phone out and started filming me. All of a sudden, he puts his shoes back on, hands me his socks and says "Thank you, you were a great help."

Then he just disappeared into the dimly-lit hall leading to a side exit. I returned to my girl friend and wanted to talk about it but she received a text in that moment. She looked at me in disgust and left. To this day I don't know who texted her or what.

And that's the story of how I met Mel Gibson