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how i met my hero Mel Gibson
I once visited a fancy restaurant in Beverly Hills. I Was minding my own business when suddenly my girlfriend pointed to a table behind me. "That's Mel Gibson!"

I have to mention I'm a huge Mel Gibson fan so naturally I walked over and introduced myself and asked for a picture. What happened next is something I am actually legally obliged to never share with anyone but hoo boy, here goes anyway.

He invited me into a back room of the restaurant and got rid of his shoes and socks on both his feet. He pointed at them, looked at me and said "suck'em". Well naturally, being the fan I am, I wasted no time and got right to it. He started moaning and eventually he got his phone out and started filming me. All of a sudden, he puts his shoes back on, hands me his socks and says "Thank you, you were a great help."

Then he just disappeared into the dimly-lit hall leading to a side exit. I returned to my girl friend and wanted to talk about it but she received a text in that moment. She looked at me in disgust and left. To this day I don't know who texted her or what.

And that's the story of how I met Mel Gibson
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sb 16 de dez. às 22:39 
Excuse me? I find DISCORD to be one of the best things in my life. It has carried me through the toughest of times and brought E GIRLS and E-SЕX upon my spirit. You're just another one of those people who doesn't believe in electronic dаting. Your ignorance to the real electronic love is what makes you a sheep in today's online society. Have fun being a slаve to real women.
whale chode 8 de dez. às 13:09 
keeps calling me a stupid mexican as well as other slurs involving "spick", "stupid fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥", and "retarded troglodyte". i dont want ANY more of your harassment ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. +hes not straight
psiHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 8 de dez. às 9:54 
he seems a bit autistic but as plug hes chill
cas 29 de nov. às 22:20 
i kiss his foot for kingshiop
Vipers_Hearing 11 de nov. às 20:33 
you are my friend
3342 10 de nov. às 2:26 
i can tell by your rizz that you're gooning in-game again, you dont know what an alpha is but you just need some time to jelq, i know its baby gronk but im still waiting for you in ohio, one more change of livy dunn and its over
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