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46.5 hrs on record (5.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
multiplayer would make this the best sim game ive ever played i love boxes of cereal
Posted 28 June, 2024.
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126.8 hrs on record (11.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
my chipmunk has a submachine gun
Posted 20 January, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
174.7 hrs on record (91.9 hrs at review time)
little monkeys throwin little darts at little balloons its great its exactly what its advertised as.
Posted 11 November, 2023.
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155.6 hrs on record (123.2 hrs at review time)
this ♥♥♥♥'s awesome man shoutout to capybara's honestly could yall add muskrats tho i think that would go hard and make the game better. also aviaries man i need me some birds in this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Posted 13 June, 2023.
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561.4 hrs on record (90.7 hrs at review time)
a huge empty ass world with 1 piece of loot every 30 minutes worth of looting. explore an entire apartment complex? you get a t-shirt. now go outside and fist fight 15 zombified MMA fighters. don't try to run from them because they're faster than your mother's prius and those rotting muscles slumping off their bones will never get tired. gonna vault a wall? surely they aren't fast, strong, AND agile, right? get ♥♥♥♥♥♥, these zombies have been watching parkour videos on youtube since before Onision was old enough to be a predator. these decomposing track stars will barrel roll like an F-18 over Fallujah to slip through the fences to get to you. they don't even want to eat you either. they're just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. they just want to beat you to death.

(Edit: After finding out about community servers, this may be the best game ever made of all time in humanity. I'm diving into Mcdonalds ball pits full of canned food that i steal from lesser men. The zombies work for me now. I have a wife, children, a pristine can opener, life is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ good man. Incredible game. Kino. Absolutely.
Posted 11 June, 2023. Last edited 12 July, 2023.
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646.6 hrs on record (312.2 hrs at review time)
shirt mouse
Posted 10 January, 2023.
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13.6 hrs on record (12.5 hrs at review time)
f*ck vampires dawg i hate vampires i will kill all vampires with my hands and also with holy cross but never knife i will never choose knife make knife better
Posted 6 January, 2023.
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225.2 hrs on record (148.5 hrs at review time)
ant me, get a little kangaroo action going, grab myself a-..... camel perhaps? Roll me one time.
Posted 10 December, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
231.8 hrs on record (79.8 hrs at review time)
good game very fun highly recommend with friends, you'll hate each other by the end but thats okay that's kitchen life baybee
Posted 10 December, 2022.
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1,977.5 hrs on record (1,677.3 hrs at review time)
its like my favorite ever game ever i love this ♥♥♥♥ man great ♥♥♥♥ good stuff excellent product thank you firaxis studios
Posted 10 December, 2022.
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