Born in the gym; Die in the gym

”the Chernobyl exclusion zone is great and I had my first kiss there!"
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Family:
My mom
Ryan Gosling (literally me)

Friends:
Josiecels
The Harkonnens from Dune

Enemies:
The Opps

Occupation:
Top #3 in Tampa

Status:
Alive (but off the meds)

First Appearance
1939: The Annexing of Austria

Latest Appearance:
Halo Reach
St. Louis, Missouri
Asumanga
Lethal Company

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Early life: Not Jewish

Personality:
I love cigars and locking in

Appearance: underwear model

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Trivia:
- Fourloko Enthusiast
- Beat every Halo on legendary
- Hangs out daily with Osaka


Notable Quotes:

”it's been an honor King Von”

”Bro hop on”