A big loaf of bread
may or may not rage
please do not ask me to promote your website
Demo knight tf2
And if you’re reading this, you know who you are
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What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Soldier Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Russia, and I have over 10403 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top soldier in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with absolutely no precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words.

You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of french men across the globe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, you Black Scottish Cyclops. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, Demo. I can teleport anywhere, at anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my shovel.

Not only am I extensively trained in shovel combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United Engineer Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you Scotchsman. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” placement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trigger finger.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you scotch ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, Demo.

Tbh I don’t know why I do this to myself.