#1 Bribery

#2 Best them in a jousting tournament

#3 Allow them to borrow your electric sander

#4 Give them maple syrup

#5 Install an organic implant that controls their mind

#6 Hold them at gunpoint

#7 Don't talk to Josh

#8 make a playful joke about kidnapping their parents if they don't go out with you then send them their parents severed fingers in the mail

#9 Smile

#10 Make them a collage

#11 Chestnuts

#12 Hard boil an egg and write a poem on it then feed it to a rabbit make the rabbit into a pie put your face on the pie

#13 Find out which garden center they use and disguise yourself as a clematis then once they buy you and place you in their house you can monitor their movements... romantically

#14 Fill their shoes with kidney beans but make sure you ask them first

#15 Run
behind them

#16 Make sure they are human

#17 Put them out if they are on fire

#18 Don't set them on fire

#19 Set Josh on fire

#20 Become a taxidermist

#21 Develop a successful fast food chain and give them a 15% discount coupon for a side of chops and BB wings

#22 Develop a disease of which the only cure is to spend a hundred percent of there time with you and let the magic happen

#23 Steal all of their milk and buy all of it in shops in a 22 mile radius then buy a cow and produce your own shout "Got milk?" at them

#24 Give them some milk

#25 Watch them every night as they sleep... with Josh

#26 Dot not punch puppies in front of them

#27 Write your name down on all of their clothes

#28 Write Josh's name on all of their clothes

#29 Back flip

#30 Press A B up down left X on your Controller

#31 Paint them

#32 Paint Them

#33 Paint Josh

#34 Become Liam Neeson

#35 Beat there personal best at the long jump

#36 Sort their recycling

#37 Offer them a rat

#38 Create a hit TV game show and let them win and get the top prize which is a week aboard a luxury cruise around the sea when they arrive on the cruise they will discover that they are the only person on this cruise well and Josh but he walks the plank the ship's entire crew are made to wear realistic masks of your face at all times then appear as the captain of the ship and propose in the crow's nest in front of the entire crew if they say no sink the ship

The end if none of these worked go and get a pet.