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Bladez

Gay, Orenburg, Russian Federation

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Steam Grand Prix 2019

17,000 XP

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Alola Trainer School, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Thrifty Megamart, and I have over 300 confirmed KOs. I am trained in monotype battling and I’m the top dancer on all of Melemele Island. You are nothing to me but just another victim to beat down. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with Bug Pokemon the likes of which has never been seen before in this world, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the X-Transceiver? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Team Skull Grunts across the Po Town and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Hurricane, maggot. The Confusion hax that steals meaning from the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can sweep you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Golisopod. Not only am I extensively trained in the use of Bug Pokemon, but I have access to the entire arsenal of OU tier Dark and Poison Pokemon and I will use Toxapex and Bisharp to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the region, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy revenge killing your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ casual. I will Sucker Punch all over you and you will drown in Toxic chip damage. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, Skiddo.

https://youtu.be/0is8IRRDofE good meme
a guy walks into an auto-parts store. He says to the clerk, "Hey, I need a gas cap for my Peugeot." The clerk leans back, scratches his chin for a moment, then says, "Yeah, sure. That sounds like a fair trade!"

I'm not autistic im just a nor/MLP/erson
QUALITY MEMES (now extremely cringe and outdated)
https://youtu.be/6oI7uROomns
https://youtu.be/hqq0_witDOE
https://youtu.be/twn_WJXeYIM
https://youtu.be/brDjZ_52Zy4?t=5s (yes another)
https://youtu.be/COi14ajifgs
https://youtu.be/HfeervqhY9Y
https://youtu.be/I0gXomy5Dxw
https://youtu.be/sXB4wHimWeU
https://youtu.be/QEkH-qcx9ZE

Best video ever in the history of YouTube
https://youtu.be/mzkwAv6Cbt4
Best Song
https://youtu.be/KWKYpy__lfA

YouTube -> Bladez Andrew

I sexually identifiy as an apache helicopter. Ever since i was a boy i dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and i'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded, but i don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30mm cannons, and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on i want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding

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Did..... Did i just get recognized for my ae86 driving in a random server? In a server that doesn't have the ae86 in it as well (lmao he spelled my name or rather ryosucc bakahashi's name wrong though) Ryosuke Takahashi you baka

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I know that a lot of people want to catch em' all, but my job is a much bigger challenge. It is my goal to masturbate to all 807 Pokemon, plain and simple. I usually try to do it twice a day, regardless of the difficulties. At the end, I always win. I go on places like Deviantart, rule 34 and, occasionally e621 in order to achieve this massive goal, and when I finally do, I will become a Pokemon Master. Sometimes, it is easy. I can come in five minutes looking at Gardevoir or Lopunny pornos. Sometimes I come across major challenges that I have to overcome, in the case of Garbodor and Magikarp especially. I have to imagine the wet, sloppy fish mouth sucking on my ♥♥♥♥ without thinking about the actual fish itself. It is very hard, but the satisfaction you get when you achieve victory is immense. Not only do you get the generally pleasurable feeling from ejaculation, but you also know that you overcame an obstacle few men have dared to try. I have a total of 347 successful ejaculations total, but it only gets harder as I move on. When I see a Serperior, for instance, I have to think to myself "In what way can I imagine this creature in order to get off to it?" It is a puzzle for sure, considering I do not have a thing for (most) of these creatures, making it extremely entertaining and interesting for others to watch. I try to focus in on its somewhat beautiful face, and think about that more than the yards of snake behind it. I sometimes have issues with Pokemon like Machamp, who appear extremely male. But I always find a way. There has been no hurdle too steep for me. I want to be the very best. Anything lower does not cut it. And that is why I am beating off to pictures of Lucario on the Internet, mom.

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