Moin

 

 




 
  




 
   

+rep Cool guy and so friendly

This dude is like crack. You take one hit and then you're up for 24 hours jerking off, then you're back the next day, and the next, and the next. You slowly start to lose sense of yourself and the world around you. The jerk is now your life, nothing matters except playing it. Your friends begin to get angry at you. "Smol Weener" they say "stop jerking that ♥♥♥♥ing thing " they say. But you don't. You can never stop jerking. Why would you? All you need is the jerk. You don't need your friends. Or your family. Or food. What's that again? Why would you need food when this jerk feeds your soul. Then your friends leave you, they say it's not worth it, they say "Why'd you steal my wallet and then masturbate on my garlic bread?" but you know why. It's because they're the jerked. All of them are the jerked. And they're trying to jerk you off. But you won't let them. You've got the jerk. And all you ever need is the jerk.

+rep very friendly and a good player =D

+rep cool guy can carry the team :D

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