A lot of people said Sir, why not just fly it to Mordor on the Eagles. Sounds good, doesn’t work! Even our top Elf-Lords couldn’t drop a tiny ring into a crack in a volcano from thousands of feet in the air. And the Nazgûl, the Nasty Nazgûl I call em, they have fell beasts flying around there, which are like dragons but a little different I guess…and the Eagles are not so reasonable, not so good at making deals, we tried, believe me…

Foicica de alun
La carciuma de la drum
La carciuma cu doi tei
Te opreste vrei nu vrei
Sa vezi o carciumareasa
Frumusica si sfatoasa
Numai ca nu te prea lasa
Ca sa stai mai mult la masa
Jos la carciuma din drum
Sa bei ♥♥♥ batranii spun
Sa bei ♥♥♥ batranii spun
Un paharel de vin bun
Hai neicuta amandoi
Sa ne-nveselim si noi mai
Ca la masa ne serveste
O Ancuta ca-n poveste
De-i mai ceri un kilogram
Ea iti raspunde nu mai am
De-i mai ceri un kilogram
Ea iti raspunde nu mai am
Vezi drumetule de drum
Caci ce e mult nu e bun mai
Nu-ti mai pierde cumpatul
Caci vreau sa-ti vad umblatul

20 cycles of the german hivemind were used to produce this novel copypasta, children will starve in Linsengericht & Petting for the next 3 months all for this beautiful slate of english language manipulation

Be warned this creature is highly intelligent manipulator. He scurries around in his cave he calls "Home", leaping from his matress to his ♥♥♥♥♥♥ PC whenever the time arises for mischevious activities. DO NOT be fooled by it, it WILL attack your mind with all sorts of verbal nonsense. Just last night, another one of us was hit by its unending barrage of mouthdiarrhea, even when faced with an unarmed, pleading man it showed no mercy and finished our friend off (My condolences to the family of Ominous). If you encounter it, the best course of action is to call it french or point out its Warthunder hours, this will prompt the creature into a defensive stance to protect its feeble Mus Musculus Brain. Of course, it would be best to avoid its natural habitat, the KGL and other various discords, alltogether, but this is simply impossible. Stay safe friends, and dont let this bastard get you.

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Merry Christmas to you too Megan, I hope it was comfy, warm and that you got to eat a lot of nice food