Belgian-bee
Some say my life is in a rut   United States
 
 
Welcome.




A couple of things before we get started...
I will not accept private profiles no matter what.
IF YOU SEND A SUSPICIOUS LINK FIRST THING YOU WILL BE REMOVED AND BLOCKED! NO WARNINGS!

Now that that's out of the way....

A little bit about me
•My real age is only known to my trusted friends. Just give me a random number and I'm sure we can make it work out.
•I laugh at my own jokes a lot. I also laugh at the stupidest things and for an unhealthy amount of time, so if you hear me dying on the mic, you can easily assume why. This seems to make other people laugh as well so feel free to join in.
•I am knowledgeable with a few games, most notably, Terraria, Monster Hunter: World, Insurgency: Sandstorm, Skyrim, and some others. Just ask me for help and I'll see what I can do.

Gaming
I have been missing in action for quite a bit and probably will continue to be so if you see me online consider it a pleasant surprise and don't be shy to say hello and catch up. Because of this I haven't played much but will definitely be looking to get back into it more.

Trading
I don't trade anymore, I found it to be not only a waste of time but also a waste of money. If I really need something I'll just get it off the Steam Market.

Friends
I love all of my friends, I genuinely care for each and every single one of them, even if we only talk once every 5,000 years.

If you managed to come this far, congrats, and thanks for reading.
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Bonus Info
I play Heroes of the Storm, and Starcraft II my battle tag is Belgianbee #1467

I play some gacha games as well, message me for the games/friend ID's.

I also play Osu! every now and then. My name is Belgianwaffles. (surprised nobody took that yet..)

My playlist for future weeb funk [soundcloud.com]

Thick thighs save lives but thigh highs are my demise.

Beta tester for Insurgency: Sandstorm

Waifu List
Sally Whitemane (World of Warcraft)
Skadi (Arknights)
Saber Alter (Fate/Grand Order)

Steam censorship is a joke so don't mind the spaced text.

Bloodwarrior99
This man is the greatest man I have ever met in my entire life. He would go to Hell and back for me and I would do the same for him. He watches my back, and I watch his. He has always stuck up for me. We fight together, we cry together, we laugh together. I don't think I'll ever meet someone as amazing as him. He has my upmost respect, and I would gladly give my life to protect him. God Speed you amazing son of a b i t c h.

Some s h i t I find funny as f u c k.
SedateArc20: Judging by the current position of the sun and moon, currently that it is of the
time....did I just s h i t myself?

SedateArc20: So I opened an incognito tab and googled "my favorite sex position is the JFK"
Belgian-bee: LMAOOOOOO

Pepe Rimjob: >mfw i take the anal virginity of a child
Medi-Wolf: Like all timed things are based in bri-WTF
Pepe Rimjob: >feelsgreatman

Pepe Rimjob: I'm king of the lolis

KOREAN WAR 2 ELECTRIC BUGALOO: tfw wanted to shoot up school the other day
KOREAN WAR 2 ELECTRIC BUGALOO: tfw walk up to school with my ar15
KOREAN WAR 2 ELECTRIC BUGALOO: >gun free zone
KOREAN WAR 2 ELECTRIC BUGALOO: >mfw
Belgian-bee: LOL

Pepe Rimjob: ENEMY FORCES HAVE CAPTURED A COMMAND POST uwu
Belgian-bee: *spawns as droideka and retakes cp*
Pepe Rimjob: belgian no
Pepe Rimjob: dont take child porn
Pepe Rimjob: it's mine
Pepe Rimjob: >;c

Medi-Wolf: Good. Just had to find the problem child and punch it in the ♥♥♥♥ to fix the 2 major issues I had

‡Skorpion‡: god those heels she wears are so f u c ki n g hot
Belgian-bee: I want her to step on me
‡Skorpion‡: I want her to step on me until she punctures my skin, piercing my lung and watch me f u c king choke on my own blood

Belgian-bee: "Here's what Steve from 'Blue Clues' is up to today
SedateArc20: Did he f u c k his daughter?
Belgian-bee: LMAO WELL ACTUALLY
SedateArc20: LMAOOOO

Belgianwaffles-san: I bully Bucket, Bucket bullies Medi, and Medi bullies me.
Medi-Wolf: It's like a F u c k Triangle, but with bullying
Medi-Wolf: LOL

Belgianwaffles-san: Also spaghetti
Belgianwaffles-san: Makin sure no one eats it
SedateArc20: BRUH THEY EATIN YO SPAGHETTI
Belgianwaffles-san: *frantic sounds of taking headphones and running*
Belgianwaffles-san: *sounds of a struggle downstairs*

Medi-Wolf: k
Medi-Wolf: but uh
Medi-Wolf: oh
Medi-Wolf: Am ded cause no
Medi-Wolf: But
Medi-Wolf: ree
Belgianwaffles-san: Medi are you like high right now or something?

Medi-Wolf: I was like "Oh he's talking about his ♥♥♥♥♥♥ crotch isn't he"

Medi-Wolf: OFFENDED
Medi-Wolf: lol
Medi-Wolf: Gonna join a terrorist group brb
Medi-Wolf: LOL

Medi-Wolf: Gonna pull your intenstines out through your mouth so you can choke on your own bile

SedateArc20: I swear to god, I'm gonna have a kidney stone right now

Belgianwaffles-san: We should change the word memes into funnies
SedateArc20: Crippling funnies
Belgianwaffles-san: LMAOOOO

Pepe Rimjob: I'M GONNA SUCK YOUR ♥♥♥♥ 'TIL YOU ♥♥♥ BLOOD, JEW! >:UUUUUUUUUUUU

SedateArc20: OH BELGIAN! I WANT TO GO ON A CRUSADE TO YOUR HOUSE AND PUT YOUR DOGS HEAD ON A PIKE WHILE I CARESS YOUR MIGHTY DONGER! ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗ
Belgianwaffles-san: Wtf man...

Pepe Rimjob: N I G G A IM LIT RN
Belgianwaffles-san: good
Pepe Rimjob: *rubs nips*
Belgianwaffles-san: wanna watch mo-
Belgianwaffles-san: o
Belgianwaffles-san: ....

Belgianwaffles-san: Yeh, it's a beautimus game
Medi-Wolf: Yeh
Belgianwaffles-san: also as beautimus as you
Belgianwaffles-san: almost*
Medi-Wolf: ew
Medi-Wolf: miss me with that gay s h i t n i g g a
Belgianwaffles-san: LMAO

An "In Season" SedateArc20: Medi's Dicc
An "In Season" SedateArc20: Don't take that out of context.

An "In Season" SedateArc20: soz
An "In Season" SedateArc20: I'm supposed to be in bed
An "In Season" SedateArc20: :C

Medi-Wolf: o
Medi-Wolf: So you tear out their brain and make them a vegetable
Medi-Wolf: NICE

A Festive Belgianwaffle: GoodTimes is amazing
A Festive Belgianwaffle: How dare you.
Medi-Wolf: B i t c h I haven't eaten there nor have heard it. Stop being a protective little s h i t >:c
Medi-Wolf: #ChristmasClapback
A Festive Belgianwaffle: LOL
A Festive Belgianwaffle: DAMN
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Octavia Rose 25 Mar, 2021 @ 10:33pm 
Happy Birthday Dead Man, hope youre having fun in the Underworld :tamamo:
[$$$]_rom 9 Jul, 2019 @ 12:51pm 
fear me, for I am the peepeepoopoo man
Belgian-bee 26 Mar, 2018 @ 5:28pm 
Thank you guys for the birthday wishes! Also Erza I cant wait to get that :slimehappy:
Medi-Wolf 26 Mar, 2018 @ 7:08am 
Happy birthday! May your day be filled with love and happiness.
Octavia Rose 26 Mar, 2018 @ 6:43am 
Happy birthday Belgian! I have a gift for you coming in a week: :dashfleet_bee:
Sloppy 25 Mar, 2018 @ 1:14am 
-_-