Recent reviews by AutisticTorch

I spent 100 dollars on this and the first game
I am a massive moron

seeing numbers go up is satisfying

My friend gave a review of this so ♥♥♥♥ it here's mine.

This game for me was easy to learn but it's hard to master, and I sure as hell haven't mastered it yet. It's difficult. Like the game says, you are going to die. There's no way you won't. Regardless if it's being an idiot or not, the zombies will get you. I've spent most of my playtime (probably 280 out of my 300) in single-player and I have to say, the multiplayer would be great if it wasn't so damn broken. My friends and I have had a dozen or so errors so I'd say just wait around for multiplayer to be not as unstable if you want to play with friends in another country, or god forbid another continent. Mods are also ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ great.
Get it if you'll play the single-player, wait for the multiplayer.
(will update review when multiplayer is more stable)

Update, 2024: The multiplayer feels more stable. Hosting in Australia, American friends get like 240 ping which is pretty good all things considered. The map struggled to load Muldraugh when travelling from Rosewood but I think I just didn't allocate enough memory because it affected myself as well as my friends. If you've got friends to play it with, you might want one of those mini PCs to host it or something because otherwise it'll eat your memory up pretty bad, it did with me with 16GB, with only OBS and Discord being open along with the game.

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PC security poopy rn, dont play

2024: security is still poopy, play if you want whatever
2024 edit 2: so they added anticheat, we'll see how effective that is

Best gameplay of the series, however when it comes to the story, die-hard fans would disagree mainly because of the setting, but it's still good, and probably has the best shooting mechanics of any R* game.

Multiplayer is mostly abandoned but I'm in Australia so most of the players that DO play are probably asleep, but all the DLCs are free now so you could play Dead Men Walking (which is the co-op mode) with a friend, but if you can go and download FusionFix to fix it because Hoboken Alley doesn't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ work.

Anyway yeah I love it, the soundtrack is also the best of the games, HEALTH (the band) ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nailed it, especially with the song that plays duringthe airport stage where it has lyrics, it is spectacular.You might recognize the band's style from GTA Online, that's because they were bought back for the Arena War DLC for the soundtrack there, so that's a testament to how good the soundtrack is.

Score? 9.5/10, because cutscenes aren't skippable without mods, they should've been in the first place.

i like water
stay ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hydrated

i might be a psychopath

edit at 350 hours:
yeah probably

ngl the tablet feature is sick
and uno with the boys too

> i like bttf
> i buy this
> i am happy
nice/10