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15 people found this review funny
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137.5 hrs on record (134.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
More than 4 years in development and the game is still in an early access. Hakita, finish your game already.

Too easy, bland, misadvertised and overrated. It's just a dime a dozen """boomer""" ""fast paced"" fps. Not to mention the annoying and braindead community.

The game is disappointing. The new weapons are just underwhelming and banal. So far only green rocket launcher variation is somewhat original and interesting, the red one is just unusable sh*t and an insult to decades of FPS evolution.

Also, this game isn't a boomer shooter by definition, it doesn't even come close to that, and the "DevilMayQuake" ad is just misleading, as there's nothing from quake.

Also the stylemeter is just plain useless, it's just impossible to go below "ULTRAKILL" rank. P-ranking anything doesn't even require skill or game knowledge.
Posted 22 November, 2024. Last edited 16 December, 2024.
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15.5 hrs on record (14.9 hrs at review time)
The most vanilla friendly mod
Posted 4 September, 2024.
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4.6 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
Всратно, но неплохо
Всрато, но играбельно
Posted 12 July, 2023. Last edited 12 July, 2023.
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0.4 hrs on record
8GB of huge disappointment. The sound design is really awful, like when the you walk on concrete, it sounds like Gordon is wearing a pair of plungers. In addition the weapons are overpowered and feel stiff, one of the reasons is the poor sound design. The maps are unpolished, times to times the surroundings feel illogical and the puzzles are really lame. Bruh, the entire game is unpolished.
Posted 23 April, 2023. Last edited 23 April, 2023.
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2.3 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
good mod
go play
Posted 3 April, 2023.
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7 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
19.8 hrs on record (11.5 hrs at review time)
Remember, never play the second part
Posted 11 February, 2023.
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7.0 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
The game is a big disappointment. In the first game you could discover huge range of combos and some were capable of dealing large amount of damage, however in the sequel it's just easier and much more effective just to spam arcane mines/sword.
>you will have thousands of spells at your fingertips to experiment and defeat evil with
This is bull****, as experimenting with spells wont be rewarded. It isn't a sandbox anymore, it is just a mindless clicker disguised as an action-adventure game.
Now you don't even need any typing skills to quickly cast powerful combos!

1st Magicka isn't really well balanced game, but it indeed is about experimenting and discovering powerful combos and as I mentioned previously, it is basically a sandbox game, which encouraged you to use 120% of your mind and magicks (a bit exaggerated, but still) to do some cool ass moves to ease playtrough.

After finishing the game: This piece of game-like software is 2 times shorter than the first part.
I'd demand for a refund, if I could. My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day 6 hours of my life are ruined
Posted 8 February, 2023. Last edited 11 February, 2023.
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0.6 hrs on record
Honestly, it's a really good mod, but the main issue is that it's too short and it won't be continued. It's kinda sad that the game ended before it has begun.

Posted 19 January, 2023.
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42.3 hrs on record (37.4 hrs at review time)
Play the sound For God sake, open the silo door. They're coming for us. It's our only escape!
Posted 1 December, 2022. Last edited 6 December, 2022.
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2.9 hrs on record
>be me
>part of the game with stealth
>somebody shouts out "combine"
>♥♥♥♥ your pants and prepare to respawn
>that somebody starts to laugh
>think that he just pranked his teammates
>relax
>take a shotgun blast from the bushes
>respawn
10/10 pranks
Posted 29 October, 2022.
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