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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.4 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: 23 Dec, 2023 @ 11:31pm

My grandmother died yesterday. My dog is very sick. I am 50 with no wife or kids. I just got fired. I dropped out of college. I'm poor. Then I played this game. My grandmother is still dead. My dog is still sick. I turned 51 today with no wife or kids. I went to a job interview and I didn't get the job. I still don't have a college degree and I'm still poor. BUT, something even more important changed in my life. I saw 3 cats doing the so-called "Gangnam Style" dance routine. This was heart-stopping. Needless to say, I had to call 911 because my heart stopped and my entire body went into convulsions. As I was being rushed to the hospital the same image of those three cats was in my mind for hours. During the procedure and all. When I came home, I found that my house was burned down and those three cats were levitating over the burnt house. Naturally I started to scream at them but the cats just started doing the aforementioned "Gangnam" dance. Suddenly the world disappeared and I felt concrete on my toes. Some steel fences and a boombox appeared as on of the cats pressed play on the boombox. I have been in this weird world for about 4932 days and counting. These cats have destroyed my life...

Anyways, 10/10 gr8 game cute cats
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