Alma
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I haven't updated my profile in years, why are you looking at this page GTAB you spook!
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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Sheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of magic never fails
You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
You got some punch, pizazz, yahoo and how
See all you gotta do is rub that lamp
And I'll say

Mister Aladdin, sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order
Jot it down
You ain't never had a friend like me
No no no

Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre'd
C'mon whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss
The king, the shah
Say what you wish
It's yours! True dish
How about a little more Baklava?

Have some of column "A"
Try all of column "B"
I'm in the mood to help you dude
You ain't never had a friend like me

Can your friends do this?
Do your friends do that?
Do your friends pull this out their little hat?
Can you friends go, poof!
Well, looky here
Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let're rip
And then make the sucker disappear?

So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
You got me bona fide, certified
You got a genie for your charge d'affaires
I got a powerful urge to help you out
So what-cha wish? I really wanna know
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do is rub like so-and oh

Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three
I'm on the job, you big nabob
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend like me
You ain't never had a friend like me
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Hey, you, looking at the screen! Let me ask you a question.
Do you like awesome things that are AWESOME?
Then you gotta play this game dude.
It's friggin cool and crazy addictive, like popping bubble wrap addictive! Check this out.
See that's your dash move. There's a short dash, long dash, jump dash, spiral, slide, there's probably a dash that makes you breakfast I DUNNO!

"Great ide....wait what?!"

Point is, you’re dashing around like a frigging moon man and I love it!
Oh, and look at this, there's all these combo moves you can do then you can do combos ON combos to rack up your score, and I know you like that combo on combo action.
But I saved the best for last....absorption boost!
You kill an enemy and you can absorb their powerups, stuff that'll make you faster, and stronger!
And make the bad guys cry like an anime fan on prom night!
So what do you think, you ready to play?

"I'm ready!"

NO ONE'S TALKING TO YOU VERNON!!
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You Disregard that, while you may try to be edgy, you fail horribly at it.
Grimm 27. Aug. 2020 um 22:21 
Super Sonico (すーぱーそに子) is a fictional character created by Tsuji Santa of Nitroplus. Her debut appearance was on October 14, 2006 as the mascot for Nitroplus' annual live music festival event "Nitro Super Sonico", which took place at Shiba Park in Minato-KU.

Sonico appears in the various media as an eighteen year-old college student. She is depicted as an attractive young adult woman with large red eyes and straight light pink hair. She keeps her hair long in back and in the front it covers her forehead, around her eyes, down to the bridge of her nose. She is always shown wearing her signature headphones on her head.
Grimm 19. Mai 2020 um 14:37 
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gg man thanks for the beatdowns :squirtheh:
Aureal 20. Aug. 2018 um 21:23 
Couldnt even hit a 400 hit combo on bbtag what a noob!
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