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civilization began has seen six orders of magnitude in performance-price
gain in 30 years.
- Fred Brooks, Jr.
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There was a crash from the direction of the kitchen, although it was more of a crescendo - the long-drawn-out clatter that begins when a pile of plates begins to slip, continues when someone tries to grab at them, develops a desperate counter-theme when the person realizes they don't have three hands, and ends with the roinroinroin of the one miraculously intact plate spinning round and round on the floor.
(Maskerade)
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Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.
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The biggest mistake you can make is to believe that you are working for
someone else.
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We interrupt this fortune for an important announcement...
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dont click the link you were sent, and if you clicked it and logged in change your info.
I've went ahead and messaged everyone who I know got the message but I mightve missed someone. thank you and sorry for the trouble