AbsurdScallop32
Level
69
Legendary
500 XP
 
 
Yes, I am a nerd; bookworm, I’m studious :SkulWitchCat::btd6salute:
From my cerebral cortex to my gluteus
Back in kindergarten, I aced my college entrance exam
Now, I’m no rocket scientist — oh, wait, I am
When I pour my Alpha-bits, I get nothing but straight A’s
My retainer and headgear connect to a back brace
I've got a pocket-protector protector protector
I broke my glasses on purpose so I could tape ‘em together
Run back to Reddit and type stuff no one will see
You’re a geek, that means you’re just a hipster wannabe
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Profile Awards  1
Badges  33
Games  132
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Screenshots  15
Reviews  6
Groups  3
AbsurdScallop Coalition
2 Members
Leetify
104,162 Members
Quicksell.store Group
24,163 Members
Friends  57
186
XEALEEN
Online
87
Zeep Glorp?
Offline
63
Cpt Steeze Rogers
Offline
56
oahhe
Offline
53
BIG TRUCK FARTS
Online
50
Volxtile
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WEBFISHING
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AbsurdScallop Coalition
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Achievement Showcase
3,048
Achievements
7
Perfect Games
29%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Favorite Game
Risk of Rain 2
289
Hours played
121
Achievements
Legendary
500 XP
Achievement Progress   121 of 121
+116
Review 1
Badge Collector
33
Total Badges Earned
250
Game Cards
Recent Activity
17.9 hours past 2 weeks
171 hrs on record
last played on 4 Jan
Dead by Daylight
Achievement Progress   97 of 270
+92
82 hrs on record
last played on 4 Jan
Among Us
Achievement Progress   17 of 33
+12
296 hrs on record
last played on 2 Jan
Apex Legends
Diamond
500 XP
Achievement Progress   12 of 12
+7
Review 1
Comments
XEALEEN 31 Dec, 2024 @ 1:47am 
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XEALEEN 22 Dec, 2024 @ 1:48am 
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Sal 31 Oct, 2024 @ 10:39am 
geek won and it wasn't even close
Zeep Glorp? 27 Feb, 2024 @ 3:44pm 
I have noticed that, although this subreddit has 481k readers, I am not receiving 481k upvotes on my posts. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'upvote'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to upvote my most recent posts. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.
Bobah 9 Jan, 2024 @ 5:01pm 
vsauce micheal here
Vsauce Michael Here 8 Jan, 2024 @ 4:38pm 
Cutest ghostface in the world. <3