AbsurdScallop32
Nível
69
Legendary
500 XP
 
 
Yes, I am a nerd; bookworm, I’m studious :SkulWitchCat::btd6salute:
From my cerebral cortex to my gluteus
Back in kindergarten, I aced my college entrance exam
Now, I’m no rocket scientist — oh, wait, I am
When I pour my Alpha-bits, I get nothing but straight A’s
My retainer and headgear connect to a back brace
I've got a pocket-protector protector protector
I broke my glasses on purpose so I could tape ‘em together
Run back to Reddit and type stuff no one will see
You’re a geek, that means you’re just a hipster wannabe
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Insígnias  33
Jogos  132
Inventário   
Capturas de tela  15
Análises  6
Grupos  3
AbsurdScallop Coalition
2 membros
Leetify
104.156 membros
Quicksell.store Group
24.154 membros
Amigos  57
186
XEALEEN
Off-line
87
Zeep Glorp?
Off-line
63
Cpt Steeze Rogers
Off-line
56
oahhe
Off-line
53
BIG TRUCK FARTS
Off-line
50
Volxtile
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Capturas de tela favoritas
WEBFISHING
+ 11
Grupo favorito
AbsurdScallop Coalition
AbsurdScallop's Only
2
Membros
0
Em jogo
1
On-line
0
Na conversa
Destaque de conquistas
3.048
Conquistas
7
Jogos perfeitos
29%
Média de conquistas por jogo
Jogo favorito
Risk of Rain 2
289
Horas de jogo
121
Conquistas
Legendary
500 XP
Conquistas   121 de 121
+116
Análise 1
Colecionador de insígnias
33
Total de insígnias obtidas
250
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172 horas registradas
jogado pela última vez em 6 de jan.
Dead by Daylight
Conquistas   97 de 270
+92
82 horas registradas
jogado pela última vez em 4 de jan.
Among Us
Conquistas   17 de 33
+12
296 horas registradas
jogado pela última vez em 2 de jan.
Apex Legends
Diamond
500 XP
Conquistas   12 de 12
+7
Análise 1
Comentários
XEALEEN 31/dez./2024 às 1:47 
:snowmanz: :snowflakez: :snowmanz: :snowflakez: :snowmanz: :snowflakez: :snowmanz: :snowflakez: :snowmanz:
★──╔╗╔╦══╦═╦═╦╗╔╗ ──☆
☆──║╚╝║══║═║═║╚╝║ ──★
★──║╔╗║╔╗║╔╣╔╩╗╔╝ ──☆
☆──╚╝╚╩╝╚╩╝╚╝═╚╝─── ★
:nyt::treez::_N_::_E_::_W_: :_Y_::_E_::_A_::_R_: :treez::nyt:
☆░░█▀█░█▀▀█░█▀█░█▀▀▀░░★
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:nygift: :santazhat: :nygift: :santazhat: :nygift: :santazhat: :nygift: :santazhat: :nygift:
XEALEEN 22/dez./2024 às 1:48 
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:dwayneelf::clementineelf::cupcakeelf::CA_gift::SecretPresent::GameDust_Neverout_Gift::Gifted::_M_::_E_::_R_::_R_::_Y_::2015candycane::_C_::_H_::_R_::_I_::_S_::_T_::_M_::_A_::_S_::CA_gift::SecretPresent::GameDust_Neverout_Gift::Gifted::dwayneelf::clementineelf::cupcakeelf:
:fcspark:::ssflake::ssflake::ssflake::ssflake::ssflake::ssflake::ssflake::ssflake::ssflake::ssflake::ssflake::ssflake::ssflake::fcspark::ssflake::ssflake::ssflake::ssflake::ssflake::ssflake::ssflake::ssflake::ssflake::ssflake::ssflake::ssflake::ssflake::fcspark:
Sal 31/out./2024 às 10:39 
geek won and it wasn't even close
Zeep Glorp? 27/fev./2024 às 15:44 
I have noticed that, although this subreddit has 481k readers, I am not receiving 481k upvotes on my posts. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'upvote'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to upvote my most recent posts. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.
Bobah 9/jan./2024 às 17:01 
vsauce micheal here
Vsauce Michael Here 8/jan./2024 às 16:38 
Cutest ghostface in the world. <3