Be gay, do crime
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The wonderful wisdom I have come across:
-Charlie Kelly: "Cats do not abide by the laws of nature."
-Me: "I'll beat you with my blast femur, Dee."
-Gordon Freeman: "I have to blow everything up! It's the only way to prove I'm not crazy!"
-A slave from The Boondocks: "Deanda Mydick!"
-Theo Von: "I don't trust anybody in shorts, especially at church."
-Frylock: "Then she ran off saying some crap about I don't listen or something."
-Jordan: "Jalen, go commit toaster pool"
-Me: "Can I get a gallon of fries?"
-Me: "Irvin, I'm gonna get you 20 pounds of hentai"
-Me: "Empiricism can suck my certain existence"
-Me: "You are the gayest thing since Pocky sticks!"
-A brave knight: "SOME N*BBA ATE ALL THE ROYAL CHICKEN"
-Vincent Vincent: "I'm not big on conspiracies, the people in charge got nothing to hide. After all, if they make the rules it's legal for them to f*ck you."
-Me: "I'm barely racist"
-Nicky Kat: "Futa madre"
-A man: "Why is everyone conspiring to make me paranoid?!"
-Ross Scott: "Maybe I had it wrong and this isn't Utopia, It's just another cola based society."
-Waffletime: "Time to buy non-government-regulated explosives and use them to go get a GUN."
-Waffletime: "We drive our trucks LOUD in residential neighborhoods at 2 in the morning, we do not use our blinkers, people move out of the way for us! We are so f*cking cool."
-Me: "I'm gonna print a FLESH GUN."
-GabeN: "We made the valve index just to shove a ♥♥♥♥ down Zuckerberg's throat."
-Dacer: "Always stand up for yourself. Never pass up the opportunity to escalate a minor disagreement into life changing violence."
-Some mad man: "Pete's Pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce."
-Jordan: "Chuck's sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it."
-Tyler: "Pete's anonymous crematorium, you stab 'em we slab em"
-Barry the Chopper: "It's my body so it's up to me. And I'm putting it on the chopping block!"