10/10 would survive an airplane crash again

>be me
>headless man
>airplane ride is good so far
>turbulence hits, i like it
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>starts shaking too much
>afriad the plane might break
>fml it broke into pieces
>3/10 next to me wakes up and goes into that position the airplane people say to do during crash
>plane crashes
>tree branches everywhere
>get knocked out
>ffw sometime later
>some ugly dude i never seen before stands over 3/10
>he wasnt wearing much, he couldnt have been from the plane ride
>picks up 3/10 and runs away
>ffw a little bit later
>wake up take some ♥♥♥♥ from the plane
>confused af why the naked dude took 3/10 but not me
>start cutting trees n shi*
>get some logs near the cost
>3 naked noobs come near me
>1s a naked chick with titties showing
>the other 2 were dudes with again, barely anything on, one had some sort of hat
>decided yolo and walked up to them
>alpha mode engaged
>walk up the girl bout to ask her what she doing and if she would like to stay with me in my yet to be completed log shelter
>one dude starts sprinting at me
>must be her boyfriend or something cause he attacks me
>ohshit.jpeg
>boyfriend knocks me out
>wake up in darkness
>take out bic lighter
>wtf im not even a smoker howd i get this?
>notice a bunch of bodies hanging from ceiling
>find some supplies
>try to find the cave exit
>exit is above me the whole time
>climb up 6 meters up to leave the cave
>hole wasnt big enough for me to climb through
>lost my footing on the rocks cause its wet
>fall down to the floor of the cave
>dead
>never flying malaysian airlines again


GREENTEXT STORY IS OUTDATED due to some patches

10/10 would survive an airplane crash again >be me >headless man >airplane ride is good so far >turbulence hits, i like it >feelsgoodman.jpeg >starts shaking too much >afriad the plane might break >fml it broke into pieces >3/10 next to me wakes up and goes into that position the airplane people say to do during crash >plane crashes >tree branches everywhere >get knocked out >ffw sometime later >some ugly dude i never seen before stands over 3/10 >he wasnt wearing much, he couldnt have been from the plane ride >picks up 3/10 and runs away >ffw a little bit later >wake up take some shit from the plane >confused af why the naked dude took 3/10 but not me >start cutting trees n shi* >get some logs near the cost >3 naked noobs come near me >1s a naked chick with titties showing >the other 2 were dudes with again, barely anything on, one had some sort of hat >decided yolo and walked up to them >alpha mode engaged >walk up the girl bout to ask her what she doing and if she would like to stay with me in my yet to be completed log shelter >one dude starts sprinting at me >must be her boyfriend or something cause he attacks me >ohshit.jpeg >boyfriend knocks me out >wake up in darkness >take out bic lighter >wtf im not even a smoker howd i get this? >notice a bunch of bodies hanging from ceiling >find some supplies >try to find the cave exit >exit is above me the whole time >climb up 6 meters up to leave the cave >hole wasnt big enough for me to climb through >lost my footing on the rocks cause its wet >fall down to the floor of the cave >dead >never flying malaysian airlines again GREENTEXT STORY IS OUTDATED due to some patches