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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 3.2 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
Posted: 16 Sep, 2017 @ 5:50pm
Updated: 16 Sep, 2017 @ 5:54pm

So I had a argument with my friend and was Not sure if we were ever gonna be friends again, later she gifted me this game and understood the friendship was completely over and there was nothing left. In a friendship your suppose to keep the boat floating like a relationship. She jumped off a cliff and fell through the boat and is sinking and will be drowning forever. The boat was on fire and discentegrated and we will never be friends again.

Also...

This game costs much more than $5. So when you buy this game
You will also pay with:
-Your soul
-Your sanity
-The feeling that you will ever make a valid purchase ever again
-Possibly a few pints of blood from crying when you ran out of tears

And...

This game kills you faster than ebola. On one of my gaming laptops uninstalling was not enough, I formatted the entire computer.


In-Game Hints Tips and Tricks From the Pro's

1) Launch this stuff
2) Minimize the window
3) Get your cards
4) Delete this stuff
5) Never remember about it


My Personal Opinion Once More ?

If I was the last person on Earth,

If all electronics but my computer were destroyed,

If I was stuck in a vault with nothing to do,

If my computer didn't have anything but this game installed,

If I needed to play this game to survive,

I would still not play it.


My Personal Advice if you are Seriously Considering buying this game for whatever reason ?

1. Install Game
2. Click on Play
3. Go Away for 3h
4. Come back and quite the game
5. Delete it
6. Never anymore hear for it!


-9,000,000,000/10 Best Uninstall Simulator in History. Uninstall Simulator of The Year since the beginning of time.
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2 Comments
Moody 17 Sep, 2017 @ 12:47am 
Legend!
Penguin 16 Sep, 2017 @ 8:29pm 
SAMS or SHELLS?