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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 25.2 hrs on record (20.4 hrs at review time)
Posted: 1 Aug, 2015 @ 3:53am
Updated: 4 Jan, 2016 @ 9:23pm

I started out with a horse.

I named it Dipsy.

I lost her after a few bandit attacks while I was romaing around the map, and was devestated

Swore to avenge Dipsy.

Went to village of peasants and spoke to the elder.

Recruited 4 farmers.

2 Hours later all of the bandits are dead across the map and I have 200+ soilders, my own land, 10 bandit slaves who had a part in killing Dipsy, A fortune of money, the hand of a beautiful nordic princess and horses for all of my heroes and some of my troops.

All the horses are named Dipsy.

We are the Dipsy Rebellion.

10/10 would rampage again.
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LordofDaggerfall 15 Jun, 2021 @ 9:11am 
I'm laughing like a year later. :steamhappy: I hope you guys aren't still playing Dead by Daylight tho. Yeesh.
Ice 26 Sep, 2020 @ 3:25am 
I'm keeping that comment up btw, I want to come back to it and laugh later.
Ice 26 Sep, 2020 @ 3:20am 
Wow salt from a game that is unrelated to the review made manifest in someone's idoltry. You need to get a life.
Stevey The Ex-Eevee 26 Sep, 2020 @ 2:17am 
You think genrushing in DbD exists and exert no effort in patrolling, slowing down gens or chasing people off gens, you just hard tunnel and hookcamp and cry about "gens popping off like machine guns".

you odnt understand ANY game, so your view on this game in particular shouldnt be trusted at all. get a life.
non 4 Jan, 2016 @ 8:14am 
Instead of revenge, you need to put avenge.

































jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjust saying
jphysics101 30 Dec, 2015 @ 5:41pm 
same here. purchased in memory of Dipsy
MetroidHunter 30 Dec, 2015 @ 3:29pm 
Not gonna lie, bought this game entirely because of this review. I didn't even know I was looking for this until I read about the loss of Dipsy.
Silent_Supp0rt 23 Dec, 2015 @ 10:20pm 
Dipsy would love your and be very proud!
May we remember Dipsy!
R.I.P. Dipsy
Rest in pepperoni
Inside the bandits stomachs
RADKILLA[420] 23 Dec, 2015 @ 7:07pm 
cute:) im gunna name my horse dipsy in honor of yours.
An Easy Target 23 Nov, 2015 @ 9:19pm 
This is absolutely magnificent. I'm sure Dipsy I is very proud.

...This is reminding me how much I hope we can name and even interact with our horses in Bannerlord.