Recent reviews by [Derelict House Emoji]

It's like Borderlands with none of the charm or fun or multiplayer. Also it's boring as hell.

I GOT SPURS THAT JINGLE JANGLE JINGLE

If you like looking at numbers, ignoring sidequests and shooting bandits it's a pretty ok game.

ANOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 'HORROR' GAME THAT ISN'T EVEN SCARY WITH NO ZOMBIS AND NO SHOTGUN WTF

THIS GAME IS A BUNCH OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THERE'S NO SHOTGUN AND YOU CAN'T EVEN SPRINT. I STILL MANAGED TO DIE IN A GAME WITH NO ENEMIES ♥♥♥♥ YOU.

The true successor to the Robocop franchise.

If you like shoot people and making tryhards ragequit and getting mad at ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it's a pretty good game.

Finally realize your dream of being the only man in an enclave of big-titty lesbians.

Wait, what? How do you not have this game?? Were you raised by wolves who didn't have a computer or something? Just get it already you weirdo.

YOU SHOOT LOTS OF GUYS AND RUN AROUND AND THERE ARE OTHER GUYS SO YOU SHOOT THEM TOO BUT WATCH OUT HERE'S A BOSS MAKE SURE YOU KILL HIM OH NO NOW IT'S A CHASE SEQUENCE SHOOT THE BARRELS AND THOSE GUYS TO WIN AND GET LOTS OF POINTS!!