Recent reviews by [Derelict House Emoji]

So boring and unremakable I almost forgot I owned it.

The guy I'm supposed to follow in the opening mission gets stuck a quarter of the way through the route we're supposed to run, meaning I get too far ahead of him and fail. This happens every time and there is no way to skip this mission.

A more entertaining and thematically compelling dad-based game than The Last of Us

TOO MUCH RACIST JINGOISM, NOT ENOUGH DOG!!

A pretty fun PC port of a pretty fun iPad port of a pretty fun flash strategy game. All the iPad dlc is coming 'soon' for free so that's nice too.

HOW DO I TELL THIS DUTCH ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IN THE HATCHBACK IN FRONT OF ME TO MAKE HIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TURN? I'M GETTING ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ROAD RAGE IN MY OWN HOUSE AND MY CAT IS VERY DISTRESSED ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MOVE!

it's an interesting looking game with ♥♥♥♥♥♥ controls and an ok soundtrack.

the only game i bothered to 100% because I liked it so much.

♥♥♥♥ this game for not being a piece of ♥♥♥♥. it's fun and i like it a lot which is total ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and not what i signed up for. i wanted a game i could hate on, not somthing i would enjoy playing.

ANOTHER GAME WITH NO ENEMIES BUT I STILL MANAGED TO DIE THIS IS SOME SERIOUS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥