I'm watching you.
<------ The inventor of Flying Hugs.

If you are counterstalking me, here, this might help: http://www.16personalities.com/intj-personality

Following now, some of the best quotes from random chats. (I should add Darktard's someday)
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06:11 - Kenny: Uh, im italian, Uh
06:11 - Kenny: Im Alessio uh, No.
06:11 - Kenny: Uh, i like Pizza, huh
06:11 - Alessio.: LOL
---------- And then I went to sleep. Because the sun had risen. (jk, I never sleep, I think.)

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06:02 - *****: alessio is skinny
06:02 - *****: if you look at him form the side he will dissapear
06:02 - *****: and if you look at him from te front it will look like you are looking at him from the side
06:04 - Alessio: LMAO
06:04 - Alessio: that's a great quote
06:04 - Alessio: must insert in profile
---------- And then he told me not to do that, so we came to an agreement and I decided to blank out his name.

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22:45 - Alessio: So you are drunk and you're playing DayZ at the same time.
22:46 - san do kakin: i am noit ploayin
22:46 - san do kakin: i was laying with a guy and he lost hinsintetner conectuon
---------- And then it turns out she really was a gurl, laying down with a guy that lost the "connection".

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08:42 - Alessio: I did share
08:43 - Paul: you did
08:43 - Alessio: share with Paul
08:43 - Alessio: ♥♥♥♥♥
08:43 - Paul: thank you.
08:43 - Paul: share Paul's ♥♥♥♥
08:43 - Paul: no
08:44 - Paul: it's all mine
08:44 - Paul: wait, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥..
08:44 - Paul: ah I see
08:45 - Paul: how big is it?
08:45 - Paul: nvm it finished
08:45 - Paul: again, thank you.
---------- And then you realize that despite this sounding terribly wrong, we were just sharing a file on Google Drive.

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17:41 - Alessio.: There's always worse.
17:42 - Shark: I ALREADY READ FANFICTION I CHECK OUT FANART HELL I FAP TO IT
17:42 - Shark: THERES NOTHING WORSE
---------- And then ... Euthanasia.

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17:52 - Alessio: Shark.
17:52 - Shark: da!
17:52 - Alessio: Here I present to you.. A valid solution.
17:52 - Alessio: Euthanasia.
17:52 - Alessio: It's painless. It works.
17:52 - Shark: whats that
17:53 - Alessio: Sssh just accept it.
17:53 - Alessio: It'll make you forget everything and sleep.
17:53 - Alessio: Forever.
17:53 - Shark: idk what it is
17:53 - Shark: i'd
17:53 - Shark: uh
17:53 - Shark: rather not
17:53 - Alessio: Damnit.
17:53 - Alessio: Another one refuses.
---------- And then my journey for more test subjects continues.

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02:27 - LazyKilroy: on how many people did you piss today? xD
02:27 - Alessio: none
02:27 - Alessio: I dont piss on people
02:27 - LazyKilroy: ure strange
---------- And then I get called strange for... not pissing on people?