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Joined Steam circa 2010

Things I think about:


1. fire and fury like the world has never seen




Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for, and un-returnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while there's a peanut-butter cup, or an English toffee, but they're gone too fast and the taste is fleeting.. So you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. If you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a an empty box filled with useless brown-paper wrappers.


"I want you all to understand this! If you do this.. there will be no forgiveness, no amnesty. This boy died honoring his uniform, and you, will die with nothing"


So I'm gonna pull down my pants, and then I'm gonna need you to take that pouty mouth of yours and swallow up my balls. Now they're big and hairy, especially the left one, so you're really gonna have to, I don't know, squish 'em up to get 'em inside there. You're probably gonna have to do one cheek at a time. But then, once they're all warm and snug in there, I want you to repeat what you're asking me as clearly as you can. Then, and only then, am I willing to answer. What do you say?