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15. elokuuta 2013

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Tietoa: xxAlpha Squadxx

We are a Religion

We are anomalous.
We are a region.
Forgive and Forget.
Expecto Patronum.

Rules:
Do not use our name without need, or permission.

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I'm going to bust nut in water tower

1. maaliskuuta 2024 - Charredcoal | 1 kommenttia

Anyone with a nut allergy in my area will be sent into anaphylactic shock

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Seeking audience with Ziggy Starman

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"We'll be recommending everything from Bad Rats to Desert Gunner and even more! Your money is in good shape with us!"

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HandjobSandy 22.4.2021 klo 0.41

Honestly if you can't understand that I am the ultimate gamer then you obviously didn't see the sweat drip down my face as I 180 quickscooped the closest enemy in CSGO. Honestly gaming is my life and I NEED the title of player of the week for alpha squad as I am as alpha as they come.

Petroleum Jam

22.4.2021 klo 0.36

What does that have to do with being the ultimate gamer? @HandJobSandy

Petroleum Jam

22.4.2021 klo 0.35

I'll have you know that our esteemed GotW has been running uncontested, nonstop, for the past 260+ weeks and if you think this is some kind of mistake then we can have the two of you settle this civil like.

HandjobSandy 22.4.2021 klo 0.34

FINALLY MY TIME TO SHINE! As a kid first discovering masturbation, I a male decided to try sticking things up my ass. It felt more like a massage and not as enjoyable as people made it out to be. Anyway I decided to try sticking BATTERIES up my ass because ya know, maybe it's like anal beads. So there I was in a shower shoving double A's up my ass like the idiot I was. I did not think of how I would be getting them out. I decided I was done and decided to ♥♥♥♥ them out, only two of the five came.