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SKUPINA SLUŽBY STEAM

xxAlpha Squadxx Alpuad

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15. srpna 2013

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Angličtina

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United States

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O SKUPINĚ xxAlpha Squadxx

We are a Religion

We are anomalous.
We are a region.
Forgive and Forget.
Expecto Patronum.

Rules:
Do not use our name without need, or permission.

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NEDÁVNÁ OZNÁMENÍ

I'm going to bust nut in water tower

1. března 2024 - Charredcoal | Počet komentářů: 1

Anyone with a nut allergy in my area will be sent into anaphylactic shock

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Seeking audience with Ziggy Starman

27. července 2021 - Petroleum Jam | Počet komentářů: 0

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KURÁTOR SLUŽBY STEAM

Recenze kurátora xxAlpha Squadxx:

"We'll be recommending everything from Bad Rats to Desert Gunner and even more! Your money is in good shape with us!"

Zde je několik nedávných recenzí od kurátora xxAlpha Squadxx

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Počet komentářů: 11

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HandjobSandy 22. dub. 2021 v 0.41

Honestly if you can't understand that I am the ultimate gamer then you obviously didn't see the sweat drip down my face as I 180 quickscooped the closest enemy in CSGO. Honestly gaming is my life and I NEED the title of player of the week for alpha squad as I am as alpha as they come.

Petroleum Jam

22. dub. 2021 v 0.36

What does that have to do with being the ultimate gamer? @HandJobSandy

Petroleum Jam

22. dub. 2021 v 0.35

I'll have you know that our esteemed GotW has been running uncontested, nonstop, for the past 260+ weeks and if you think this is some kind of mistake then we can have the two of you settle this civil like.

HandjobSandy 22. dub. 2021 v 0.34

FINALLY MY TIME TO SHINE! As a kid first discovering masturbation, I a male decided to try sticking things up my ass. It felt more like a massage and not as enjoyable as people made it out to be. Anyway I decided to try sticking BATTERIES up my ass because ya know, maybe it's like anal beads. So there I was in a shower shoving double A's up my ass like the idiot I was. I did not think of how I would be getting them out. I decided I was done and decided to ♥♥♥♥ them out, only two of the five came.