Serving fresh choke-a-cola daily.

Dear Scientific Community,
I have undenyable evidence to support that a certian white as sour cream nerd is behind why aliens do not contact us

Exhibit A
*gestures in direction of goldninja*

Exhibit B
*continues to point at Goldninja*

Exhibit C
*Points at coked up stenographer next to goldninja with a thousand yard stare and a long long long list of stupid shit he's said, already tying the noose to hang himself*

Undenyable evidince

-Japhet