My fellow weasels we need a place to call our own so I propose when we get 100 members we attempt a hostile takeover of greenland. We will all meet their and attempt to overthrough the goverment. We will not have much time we must take it over before the rest of the world can re-act and send reinforcments. Or we could attack france they are quit good at surrendering. This is only our first step in taking over the world. Weasel out.

After the great purge of 2017 we have been left with a lack of weaselpower. I your fellow weasel request your help in the recruitment of other weasels to our brave and noble cuase. We must not sit idle and allow or group to rot. We must begin a golden era for weasel kind that will never stop. Thank you and rest easy knowing the foolish non weasels have been purged from our group.

SAY GOODBYE.