You need to trust in our Banana!

Listen brothers...

It is the most holy, most powerful thing in the whole history. Our banana can bring you joy, it can bring you happines. But it can also bring pain and agony if you dont know how to worship it.

So join us!

Join us in this quest to bring banana in every corner of this rotten world! It is based on teory that everything started with banana and it will also end with banana. Because whole existence of life, universe and everythink is one big banana. You can't stop its power, so only way is join us!

Join us and make YOUR FUTURE BETTER FOR YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN. Maybe you dont care today, but you WILL care tomorrow! And all days after the big day for banana will be end for all the people that dont worship him! And someday this wont be us that are controling this world, it will all conquer banana! You have to trust us, you have to trust in banana, you just HAVE TO OPEN MINDS TO ALL NOT BELIEVERS!

Before it is too late.....


So say We, the priests and messangers of The Big Banana.