The Cult Of The Hungry Pumpkin

This is the Cult Of The Hungry Pumpkin, you must abide and conform to the rules stating that you will worship The Hungry Pumpkin daily for your whole life. This is a serious cult, and any humorous tones in the midst of the pumpkin, would put you in the select screen for the pumpkin to choose. You must give the pumpkin what he wishes, or he will throw the plate and break it, causing child funds 1000$

The Hungry Pumpkin has no interuptions, and is the great god of the harvest

and butter.

Administrators are only prophets of the pumpkins, and no other rank is permitted.

Moderators are simple pawns in the hands of the pumpkin.

The Users are the local population of the pumpkin, and must worship daily for a lifetime, or risk being eaten by the Pumpkin.

Note that every worshipping ceremony begins 10 minutes at a time, for when the pumpkin returns.

The Pumpkin must be kept in peace, or WW3, butter, and the world may commence or become extinct.

Those who disrupt the Pumpkin in his daily thoughts on how to control mankind, will be burned at the steak.

The Pumpkin may or may not afflict you with his plague, that causes you to be a douchbag that walks into diners and eats their food for free every 10 minutes. This is a sign from the Pumpkin.

Signs may concur these warnings

You are a douche.

You are unworthy.

I did it for lolz

No! I dont want that!



Prophet quotes and the pumpkin alike. Those who read may go insane, take caution.

And so I said to Dave, you're gonna get eaten. -Prophet Absu

Mankind alike, sensing the lack of resources in ethiopia, I should visit them every 10 minutes - The Great Pumpkin

And on the fifth day, the Pumpkin said "Give me the Aeiggs" and our resource Aeiggs were born. Did I also mention some stupid texan girl I just saw got knocked out by a broom? - Prophet Beezow-Doo-Doo-Zopitty-Bop-Bopp

No! I dont want that! - The Great Pumpkin

Man, I could have swore that harvest pumpkin was talking to me. - Prophet Mister Love.

If you st-st-stutter while making an o-offering to the Pumpkin. You're gonna have a bad time. - Some Skiboarding Instructor From South Park That Dramatically Points His Finger When He talks And Was Not Actually In South Park This Whole Time.

Seems to be an abundance, of diners along the shoreline.... ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ;) - The Great Pumpkin

The Illuminati are but a mockery of me. - The Great Pumpkin

Woo messages me I love her </3 - Prophet Absu

Every night Chuck Norris goes to bed, he checks his closet for Beezow-Doo-Doo-Zopitty-Bop-Bopp - Unknown prob bama

I'll have two football meatlongs with please cheese. - The High Hungry Pumpkin

I want virgin Fried Chik'n, Immediately!