SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A ♥♥♥♥♥ ASS MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥. HE PISSED ON MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WIFE. THAT'S RIGHT. HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG ♥♥♥♥♥♥' QUILLY ♥♥♥♥ OUT, AND HE PISSED ON MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS ♥♥♥♥ WAS "this big" AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING. SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU GOT A SMALL ♥♥♥♥. IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT. HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. [PFFFSSHHHHHHHH] THAT'S RIGHT, BABY . TALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT. I'M GONNA ♥♥♥♥ THE EARTH. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS!!! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH. I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA!? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.