This is a journey into money...

For immediate release

Dear loyal employees of the Rooibos Corporation. I can scarcely believe it has been around 6 years since I established this company. It has been a truly inspiring journey with many ups and downs along the way and we have achieved so many significant milestones together. However, I believe that the time has finally come to grant the player of the week award to a man who I believe embodies the spirit, the essence, certain 'je ne sais quoi' that constitutes the very fabric of our beloved institution. I am naturally referring to Bertie Wooster, the visionary founder and pioneer of this groundbreaking organisation. I trust you share my sentiments.

As a testament to his charitable and morally upstanding character, Mr Wooster has decided to grant you all one week of unpaid leave. Please collect your complimentary slice of pizza as you leave work this evening.

Kind regards,

Bertie Wooster OBE (pending approval)