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It has been brought to our attention that offensive language is commonly used by our Romanian speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both, visitor and staff.

All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:

1. Words like FUTU-I, IN PULA MEA, PULA and other such expression will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.
2. You will not say SI-A BAGAT PULA when someone makes a mistake or S-A CACAT PE EL, if you see someone being reprehended, or BAGA-MI-AS, when a major mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb A SE CACA and A SE FUTE are utterly inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.
3. No manager, section head or administrator under any circumstances will be referred to as PULA DE OM/CACANARU' or BOUL.
4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as PULARAU nor will persons who lack initiative be referred to as MUIANGIU.
5. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to be referred to as PORCARII.
6. Do not say FUTU-TI MA-TA if somebody is persistent; do not add PULA MEA if a colleague is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say AM PUS-O (refer to item 2) nor O SA NE-O TRAGA when a matter becomes excessively complicated.
7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say DU-TE-N PULA MEA or should you ever substitute "MAY I HELP YOU?" with "CE PULA MEA VREI?"
8. Under no circumstances should you ever call elderly industrial partners as BOSOROGI IMPUTITI.
9. Do not say "IA MAI MERGETI IN PULA CU CACATUL ASTA!" when a relevant project is presented to you, nor should you ever answer "FUTU-TE-N CUR" when your assistance is required.
10. You should never call partner representatives as BOUL DRACULUI or TAMPITUL ALA.
11. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms such as PIZDULICA BUNA, FUTACIOSU or HOMALAU' LU' PESTE.
12. Last, but not least, after reading this note, please do not say "MA STERG LA CUR CU TEXTUL ASTA!" Just keep it clean and dispose of it properly.