Yeah, it's me. Don't cream your pants.

A group for those who main the biggest dingus in Dead By Daylight, Steve Harrington.

Even if you play him a little bit and enjoy him, welcome to the Babysitter's Club, shithead. For those of you who plan on draining your poor wallets every time a new cosmetic comes out for him, welcome! It's good to know I'm not alone in my stupidity. And to those of you new players of DBD but longtime Stranger Things fans, welcome, this wouldn't have happened if it weren't for you lovely people.

DUTIES OF EVERY TRUE STEVE MAIN:

*Embody what it means to be the Hair.
1.)Cocky but not a dick
2.)Stupid but not braindead
3.)A hero to the last breath

*Protect all those who need protecting, you are not a bush Claudette, you are Steve FFS.

*You can't pummel the killer but you can loop them and Head On them to your pleasure, they probably aren't human (right?).

*Disassociate the killer and the person playing them. This falls under "Don't be a dick". Just because he outplayed you doesn't mean you should rage in chat or DC like a little whiny shit. Suck it up and outplay him once you get unhooked/in the next game.

Remember, what would Steve do?